Posts tagged "hoitycoity"

I can’t recommend masturbation enough ladies, whether single or in a relationship.

via tissie (bookmark):

using a vibrator, or masturbation in general, will only help your sexual response, not desensitize you. the reason masturbation is so helpful in having a fulfilling partnered sex life is that it teaches what works for you individually, so you’ll be able to better communicate it to a partner or partners. you’ll also learn your own sexual response, better understand your own body, and other behaviors that will improve your personal sex life as well. the tightness of a vagina’s correlation to sexual history is a complete myth. the vagina is a muscle, and an incredibly strong one at that; even giving birth wouldn’t make your vagina “stretched.” feelings of tightness or looseness result from how much lubrication is present, how relaxed or comfortable the person is, and to some extent age. having better control of your pc muscles can also help if you feel “too loose” or “too tight”; this can be achieved through kegel exercises (if you’re unfamiliar with how to do these, practice pushing your muscles like you’re stopping yourself from peeing; once you find them, you can start to develop your own exercise routine with them. there are many different sources and instructions of patterns to follow, but really find what feels right for you).

Also bookmark her project: vulvabook (you may want to skip this Ash, Eric, other gay men. I’m not liable for any blog-induced weakened gag reflex).

This is on the front page of the Chicago GOP webpage right now. The accompanying article is even more confusing. More at HuffPo The official Chicago Republican party claims the blog has no affiliation with them but their director is the one who runs the blog and the masthead for both websites have the ‘GOP Media’ stamp. It’s also covered in pictures of hot babes trying to sell the party, so go check them out!

This is on the front page of the Chicago GOP webpage right now. The accompanying article is even more confusing. More at HuffPo

The official Chicago Republican party claims the blog has no affiliation with them but their director is the one who runs the blog and the masthead for both websites have the ‘GOP Media’ stamp. It’s also covered in pictures of hot babes trying to sell the party, so go check them out!

20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day

In 1947, the first year records were kept, Americans only mowed about 1.25 tons off their “crotch lawns,” while in the mid-1970s private trimmings were so rare that documentation was actually abandoned until 1981. […] While Americans seem willing to chop it all off for their annual celebration of romance, personal trimming still varies by season, and plummets to levels almost as low as Greece’s during the week of Thanksgiving.

Sex Workers Forced To Register As Sex Offenders

New Orleans city police and the district attorney’s office are using a state law written for child molesters to charge hundreds of sex workers like Tabitha as sex offenders. The law, which dates back to 1805, makes it a crime against nature to engage in “unnatural copulation”—a term New Orleans cops and the district attorney’s office have interpreted to mean anal or oral sex. Sex workers convicted of breaking this law are charged with felonies, issued longer jail sentences and forced to register as sex offenders. They must also carry a driver’s license with the label “sex offender” printed on it.

And Breasts Are Made of Sand

Australia, with help from the Christian right, created a board full of virgins and 5 year olds to determine if female ejaculation is a real thing and concluded that instead it’s really just icky pee pee:

The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC [refused classification/banned].

via mattpayton:

In honor of this, be sure to watch a squirting video today and then try to send it to an Australian friend you may have. Preferably the president or someone like that.

via tissie: international day to end violence against sex workers On December 18, 2003 Gary Leon Ridgway, the Green River killer, was sentenced to 48 life terms and fined $10,000 for each victim. His killings remained unsolved for decades because the victims were prostitutes, most of whom had no one to report them missing or hound the police for answers. Gary Ridgway was in custody a couple times, wasn’t smart or wily but managed to remain free. The case went through several task forces but went nowhere despite the fact that the killer never changed areas and the victims were popping up in the same locations over and over again. See also: Milwaukee serial killer arrested after 21 years of killing sex workers US sailor acquitted of rape despite admitting using a choke hold on sex worker The FBI Highway Serial Killings Initiative

via tissie: international day to end violence against sex workers


On December 18, 2003 Gary Leon Ridgway, the Green River killer, was sentenced to 48 life terms and fined $10,000 for each victim. His killings remained unsolved for decades because the victims were prostitutes, most of whom had no one to report them missing or hound the police for answers. Gary Ridgway was in custody a couple times, wasn’t smart or wily but managed to remain free. The case went through several task forces but went nowhere despite the fact that the killer never changed areas and the victims were popping up in the same locations over and over again.

See also:

Milwaukee serial killer arrested after 21 years of killing sex workers

US sailor acquitted of rape despite admitting using a choke hold on sex worker

The FBI Highway Serial Killings Initiative

Semen related costs! via tissie: “[these] pipes are not meant to handle semen” is my new personal motto.

Semen related costs!

via tissie:

“[these] pipes are not meant to handle semen” is my new personal motto.

Ever Wonder About Testicles?

I don’t..but this ‘new, evolutionarily informed account of the natural origins of descended scrotal testicles in humans’ is interesting enough to be the first and last time I’ll ever read about the subject. via Nerve

What Was Your Favorite Sexual Encounter?

I realized today that I never ever think of this. So I did. And it was nice so now I’m making you think of yours.

“What it took me years to realise is that while I’ve changed a lot since writing these diaries – my life has moved on so much, in part thanks to the things that happened then – Belle will always be a part of me. She doesn’t belong in a little box, but as a fully acknowledged side of a real person. The non-Belle part of my life isn’t the only ‘real’ bit, it’s ALL real.”

Belle de Jour (via kimberleecline)

I had no idea her identity was unknown, even to her publisher, until now..how do you even do that? Dr. Brooke Magnanti