Posts tagged "funny"

Check cashing place, streetlamps, El, graffiti. I object to the NY-style fire escape though. Ours are typically in the back, where they should be. via fuckkyeahchicago: submitted by Emily B. Chicago according to South Park hahhah!!

Check cashing place, streetlamps, El, graffiti. I object to the NY-style fire escape though. Ours are typically in the back, where they should be.

via fuckkyeahchicago:

submitted by Emily B. Chicago according to South Park hahhah!!

‘If you don’t want to give us complete access to your most private thoughts and feelings that’s fine. You can just toil in the hinterlands and die young’.

“Besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I’m not making that up.”
Kenny Powers

JDLutz.com/karen/proof

Could’ve been funnier but at least it exists..unlike Don Cheadle on a bed of rice.

‘NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission’ The five-member crew is made up entirely of United States Air Force officers and includes Maj. Tom Louis, Maj. Tom Greely, Maj. Tom Ohweiler, Maj. Thomas Sinclair, and Maj. Tom Keenan. -The Onion

‘NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission’

The five-member crew is made up entirely of United States Air Force officers and includes Maj. Tom Louis, Maj. Tom Greely, Maj. Tom Ohweiler, Maj. Thomas Sinclair, and Maj. Tom Keenan. -The Onion

20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day

In 1947, the first year records were kept, Americans only mowed about 1.25 tons off their “crotch lawns,” while in the mid-1970s private trimmings were so rare that documentation was actually abandoned until 1981. […] While Americans seem willing to chop it all off for their annual celebration of romance, personal trimming still varies by season, and plummets to levels almost as low as Greece’s during the week of Thanksgiving.

I’d give my left labia for Season 2 to happen NOW.

via annicka: kenny powers is a gift

annicka: norwegians with pitchforks attack google street view (via gawker)

annicka:

norwegians with pitchforks attack google street view (via gawker)

Small Wonder: So Bad It's Trifling

RIch at fourfour has a hilariously scathing post about ‘Small Wonder’, the show I watched as a kid when I was home sick from school and no other time because even then I knew how wretched it was, because someone answered no one’s demands to get it released on DVD (this week).

‘You may think that Small Wonder is a show about the trials and tribulations of a family (the Lawsons) that lives with a robot girl, V.I.C.I., whom they can’t seem to shut off and aren’t interested in trying, anyway, despite the burden it is to pretend that she is human and related to them 24/7. However, Small Wonder is mostly about people screaming at each other. Seriously, I’d be willing to bet that to prepare for her role as terrible actress Sheila Albertson in Waiting for Guffman, Catherine O’Hara studied the Lawsons’ next-door neighbor Harriet. Fucking Harriet, the most deserving target for any misguided, bigoted rage for red-headed stepchildren that you may have inside of you.’

slaughterhouse90210: “Sometimes you get a flash of what you look like to other people.”  — Zadie Smith, On Beauty

slaughterhouse90210:

“Sometimes you get a flash of what you look like to other people.” 
— Zadie Smith, On Beauty