BP’s next move needs to be to donate a billion dollars to every aquatic rehab center in the country, then build a hundred more. Photo link via maxhell:faerietales:kateoplis: This used to be a dolphin.
BP’s next move needs to be to donate a billion dollars to every aquatic rehab center in the country, then build a hundred more. Photo link via maxhell:faerietales:kateoplis: This used to be a dolphin.
Pinky, the sweetest dog ever, hangin at the pizza party. Jen is also hangin, and also the sweetest because she refilled my wine drank the second I finished.
I’m one of these people now because it’s the only way to get Beatrice to stop crying forever and ever to go hang out on the cement. She’s a stoop cat.

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March 2010
Happy One Year Anniversary Beatrice Purrthur! I wasn’t very attached to her during my summer traveling but I missed her A LOT when I was in Florida in March. She’s about 13 pounds of muscle, has not learned impulse control or how to open doors but still purrs all the time and is adorable sweetheart.
My cat acts bad and know when she acts bad because she runs to hide before I can grab and discipline her. Unfortunately any kind of attention is positive to her so the only thing that you can do is put her on a time out/solitary confinement. Usually it’s my bedroom but I tried the bathroom this weekend and after 10 minutes she had dug out all the tampons from under the sink, unrolled the toilet paper and opened the medicine cabinet and found a bevy of Q-Tips, her favorite toy. She was on her 6th by the time I caught her. She’s lucky she’s so damn cute.
Dolphins regularly beat the living hell out of/torture to death non-threatening porpoises and sometimes even their own kin..for no clear reason. As they’ve become more used to human interaction, these killings are being seen for the first time. Before now we only just discovered the corpses (which are increasing in number).
Watching the films, Aberdeen marina biologist Dr Ben Wilson explains yet another shocking phenomenon - that the dolphins use their incredible ultra sound abilities to home in on the vital organs of their victims that will cause most damage[…] And the attacks are sustained, sometimes up to 30 minutes.
The commonality in the attacks is that all the victims are small in size, which means killer dolphins are picking fights with babies and not animals that could possibly fight back. Fuck dolphins.
Beatrice Purrthur, in a gift from her grandmother, begrudgingly wishes you an enjoyable holiday and a happy new year.
Chicago got a new adorable baby Beluga.
Bea’s about a year old now and has probably seen snow as a tiny tiny but now she doesn’t have to live in it and I was curious how she’d react. So I let her out to see the snow and she immediately started playing in it and wouldn’t come in on her own. Now I’m thinking of getting kittens mittens for her that match her sweater and letting her out more often. When I cross the crazy cat lady line I’m relying on you all to bring me back.