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</description><title>http://hoitycoity.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hoitycoity)</generator><link>http://hoitycoity.com/</link><item><title>September 1941. Sheldon Springs, Vermont. “Feeding machine...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5eo0ngjW1qz7si7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;September 1941. Sheldon Springs, Vermont. “Feeding machine that grinds  wood into pulp, one of the last stages in making paper at the  Mississquoi Corporation mill.” Medium-format nitrate negative by Jack  Delano. &lt;/em&gt;-&lt;a title="Shorpy" target="_self" href="http://www.shorpy.com/node/7858"&gt;Shorpy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/442440655</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/442440655</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:52:48 -0600</pubDate><category>photos</category></item><item><title>Madison tomorrow! Himal Chuli dahl, roti, basmati, tarkari,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz424eHjit1qz7si7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Madison tomorrow! &lt;a title="Himal Culi" target="_blank" href="http://www.eattoblog.com/wisconsin-eats-farmers-market-nepali-food-deep-fried-cheese-curds/"&gt;Himal Chuli&lt;/a&gt; dahl, roti, basmati, tarkari, samosas, chai…I’m putting a lot of emphasis on consuming delicious things but the best part will be seeing my old friends and introducing them to new friends and then getting all gay together.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/441784266</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/441784266</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0600</pubDate><category>madison</category><category>food</category></item><item><title>I’d love it if reporters/writers stopped using ‘blonde hair/blue eyes’...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’d love it if reporters/writers stopped using ‘blonde hair/blue eyes’ descriptions to pull sympathy from the audience when the characteristics have nothing to do with the story. I know it can sometimes be valuable to the exposition but all I see is a big ass swastika flash across the page even though I could’ve sworn we won WWII.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/441155323</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/441155323</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:13:14 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>2 days until we hit that almost completely ‘more...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1lubgLIc1qz7si7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;2 days until we hit that almost completely ‘more bars’ state. Can’t wait to get a pack of Spotted Cow from the drive-thru liquor shack off of County Rd A. via Eric and &lt;a title="Strange Maps" target="_blank" href="http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/449-great-party-place-wisconsin-or-americas-beer-belly/"&gt;Strange Maps&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/439172598</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/439172598</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0600</pubDate><category>photos</category><category>madison</category></item><item><title>This is usually what I think about when Michelle Obama gets up...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1myfv8cY1qz7si7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is usually what I think about when Michelle Obama gets up there and talks about childhood obesity. And while her campaign is all about making our children healthy and telling them to eat vegetables and to be active her husband is the head of a government that seems to have no problem continuing subsidizing meat, dairy and corn to the point that the groceries surrounding our kids are 90% filled with stuff that’s bad for them and made in really disgusting ways. Not to mention the negative impact all that has on the livelihood of people all around the world. She’d do more good just telling the country why Monsanto, Tyson, Purdue, etc should go fuck themselves. via &lt;a title="Shakesville" target="_blank" href="http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2010/03/salad-vs-big-mac.html"&gt;Shakesville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/437991282</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/437991282</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:01:27 -0600</pubDate><category>food</category><category>health</category><category>design</category></item><item><title>Gay. And Ugandan. Click-thru for more via Fransee</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1m0acY771qz7si7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Gay. And Ugandan.&lt;/i&gt; Click-thru for more via &lt;a title="Nixonthehand" target="_blank" href="http://nixonthehand.com"&gt;Fransee&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/437947506</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/437947506</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:40:58 -0600</pubDate><category>photos</category><category>queer</category></item><item><title>3 days until Madison. Lao Laan-Xang soup, but I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1gu7Ssyg1qz7si7o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;3 days until Madison. &lt;a title="Yelp: Lao Laan-Xang" target="_blank" href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/lao-laan-xang-restaurant-madison"&gt;Lao Laan-Xang&lt;/a&gt; soup, but I’m reeeeaally excited for pineapple tofu curry squash.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/437722998</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/437722998</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:49:19 -0600</pubDate><category>food</category><category>madison</category></item><item><title>4 days until we go to Madison. Imma eat this..it’s been...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz012tbktA1qz7si7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;4 days until we go to Madison. Imma eat this..it’s been too long.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="AV Club: WT" target="_blank" href="http://www.avclub.com/madison/venues/weary-traveler-free-house,6876/"&gt;Weary Traveler&lt;/a&gt;’s Bad Breath Burger&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/436210367</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/436210367</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:11:17 -0600</pubDate><category>food</category><category>madison</category></item><item><title>“When the “al-Qaida Seven” and their two DoJ colleagues fought to defend  alleged...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“When the “al-Qaida Seven” and their two DoJ colleagues fought to defend  alleged terrorists at Guantanamo Bay, they weren’t fighting to protect  jihadist murderers. They were defending the U.S. Constitution—the great  whomping chunks of the Bill of Rights that Cheney and her friends are so  eager to write out of existence. They did it because that’s what  lawyers are &lt;a&gt;ethically obligated&lt;/a&gt; to do. They did it because—as &lt;a&gt;Spencer Ackerman points out&lt;/a&gt;—the Military  Commissions Act of 2006 expressly provided that detainees get defense  lawyers. And they did it, as &lt;a&gt;Jay Bookman notes&lt;/a&gt;, for the same reason John Adams  agreed to represent British soldiers charged with killing civilians  during the Boston Massacre in 1770. Because long before Liz Cheney was  born and long after she’s gone, the Bill of Rights requires serious  people to take it seriously.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-&lt;a title="Salon: Litwick" target="_blank" href="http://www.slate.com/id/2246903/pagenum/all/#p2"&gt;Dahlia Lithwick&lt;/a&gt; on Liz Cheney’s McCarthyism 2.0, revealed in &lt;a title="Al Qaeda 7" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxg7LmlEQg&amp;feature=player_embedded"&gt;this new web ad campaign&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/436112308</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/436112308</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:22:32 -0600</pubDate><category>politics</category></item><item><title>girlfriendisahomo:

Coco Rosie teaser vid for their new album,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a2HrgmjIDLk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a2HrgmjIDLk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://girlfriendisahomo.com/post/435068483/coco-rosie-teaser-vid-for-their-new-album-grey" target="_blank"&gt;girlfriendisahomo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Coco Rosie teaser vid for their new album, &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://themusicslut.com/2010/02/cocorosie-shares-new-album-deets/" target="_blank"&gt;Grey Oceans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;. (via MusicSlut &lt;3) Psyched!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/436085667</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/436085667</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:09:52 -0600</pubDate><category>music</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>Whoa, Look at the Lilith Fair Lineup</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.lilithfair.com/artists"&gt;Whoa, Look at the Lilith Fair Lineup&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/431868839</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/431868839</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:43:16 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m banning myself from posting here until I finish something for ChiPo, which you should...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m banning myself from posting here until I finish something for &lt;a title="Huff Po Chicago" target="_blank" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chicago/"&gt;ChiPo&lt;/a&gt;, which you should totally visit on a daily basis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Update: No one but Jen knows this but I failed this mission. I had to scrap the entire subject because I was starting to bore myself. Still working on it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/423117764</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/423117764</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:38:00 -0600</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>My cat acts bad and know when she acts bad because she runs to hide before I can grab and discipline...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My cat acts bad and know when she acts bad because she runs to hide before I can grab and discipline her. Unfortunately any kind of attention is positive to her so the only thing that you can do is put her on a time out/solitary confinement. Usually it’s my bedroom but I tried the bathroom this weekend and after 10 minutes she had dug out all the tampons from under the sink, unrolled the toilet paper and opened the medicine cabinet and found a bevy of Q-Tips, her favorite toy. She was on her 6th by the time I caught her. She’s lucky she’s so damn cute.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/421207830</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/421207830</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:29:56 -0600</pubDate><category>animos</category></item><item><title>Record grooves through an electron microscope, the bumps are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kympowEPkE1qz7si7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Record grooves through an electron microscope, the bumps are dust. &lt;a title="Record Grooves" target="_blank" href="http://www.synthgear.com/2010/audio-gear/record-grooves-electron-microscope/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/420834293</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/420834293</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:36:31 -0600</pubDate><category>photos</category><category>music</category></item><item><title>Someone recently taught Pat Robertson what ‘the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0NwQsDiqUME&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0NwQsDiqUME&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Someone recently taught Pat Robertson what ‘the downlow’ is: ‘a phenomenon that apparently is in the African American community’. He appears dumbfounded by this scary black + gay combination. via FourFour&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/419765527</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/419765527</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 06:22:55 -0600</pubDate><category>queer</category><category>religion</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>When You're About To Die</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Nothing has been scarier than being between a median and a double-semi whose driver decided not to check the blind spot and head on over two lanes to occupy the space you’re in while you’re in it at 2 in the morning while it’s snowing. You don’t honk because you can’t ever seem to when you need to but if you do this dick isn’t going to know where it’s coming from and just might swerve the wrong way and make things worse. So in a split second you decide you’re in this on your own and you put on your left turn signal for reasons you won’t be able to figure out later because &lt;i&gt;that’s so dumb next time don’t bother signaling your death ok? &lt;/i&gt;You head toward the median lane with the brake but you start swerving because there’s ice on the ground and you’re going way too fast to be there. You know you’re about to hit the median that now seems a mile high but the truck is half a fucking block long and all you see on the right are a bunch of little lights teasing you like ‘ha ha yes, oh yes, this truck is never going to end and you will die’. But you’re about to hit the concrete at 60 mph so you whisper ‘fuck it’ and decide to head back; if you’re going to die and no one else is on the road you’re going to clip this fucker because FUCK HIM..at the very least he’ll realize what he’s done and it’ll hurt his career. If you’re lucky you may spin so that the median hits the passenger side instead of yours. But somehow the truck ends inches from your bumper and you slow down to get back in the median lane and stop. This all happens in 5-10 seconds. Time is relative and about-to-die-before-you-got-to-see-Bjork-in-concert time is really fucking long.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Life doesn’t flash before your eyes because your focus is on the little details surrounding your pending death; there are tons of lights, all the yellows, oranges and reds intensify and it’s suddenly way too bright, perhaps this was the light? You inexplicably take off your right glove. You shiver. Then you finish singing the Joanna Newsom song that is ending because you can’t waste it; you appreciate that &lt;i&gt;Good Intentions Paving Company&lt;/i&gt; would have been a great song to die to. You rub your eyes clear of tears. You get back on the road and wonder if you actually did die so you pinch yourself like in the movies. You do!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When you get home your cat is unusually happy to see you and it creeps you out. You think about the last people you saw and are glad you hugged them (I’m glad I hugged you, &lt;a title="News And Booze" target="_blank" href="http://newsandbooze.tumblr.com"&gt;Jen&lt;/a&gt;). You think about making a bucket list. You think about making a fuckit list. You think about making a will. You think about getting things worth  putting in your will. You realize 90% of the shit you worry about isn’t worth it and that you should learn to think about that episode of &lt;i&gt;Roseanne&lt;/i&gt; where Darlene writes ‘To Whom It Concerns’ the next time you worry about your body image or to think about how great Badu’s upcoming album is going to be, like a handful of bucks, when you find yourself thinking of how shitty someone you don’t talk to anymore is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then because you’re 20-something you blog about it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/415184158</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/415184158</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:51:00 -0600</pubDate><category>me</category><category>what the fuck do i do now that i'm not dead?</category></item><item><title>newsweek:soupsoup:


Briliiant use of contextual content:
Whose...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyepngHADF1qz6z0no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newsweek.tumblr.com/post/411402077/soupsoup-briliiant-use-of-contextual-content" target="_blank"&gt;newsweek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/411393785/briliiant-use-of-contextual-content-whose-pocket" target="_blank"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Briliiant use of contextual content:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Whose pocket is this elected official in?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sunlightfoundation.com/live/" target="_blank"&gt;The Sunlight Foundation&lt;/a&gt; is &lt;span&gt;showing top campaign contributors next to the speakers when they appear on the Health Care Reform feed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/411847716</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/411847716</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:07:42 -0600</pubDate><category>politics</category><category>make life easier</category><category>c.r.e.a.m</category></item><item><title>8 Black Gays You Will Meet In Your Lifetime</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.novaslim.com/2010/02/the-8-black-gays-you-will-meet-in-your-lifetime/"&gt;8 Black Gays You Will Meet In Your Lifetime&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thegaq.com/post/410863358" target="_blank"&gt;thegang&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;this is basically a hot, boiling, scorching, torching mess - but it will make you laugh. (via &lt;a href="http://www.novaslim.com/" target="_blank"&gt;novaslim&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/411100640</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/411100640</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><category>queer</category></item><item><title>Tweeting The Abortion Process</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/antitheistangie"&gt;Tweeting The Abortion Process&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Angie The Anti-Theist" target="_blank" href="http://angietheantitheist.blogspot.com/"&gt;Angie the Anti-Theist&lt;/a&gt;, already a mother, is live-blogging/tweeting her process of abortion to demystify it for others. She is of course getting a lot of hate mail, which is scary because she’s not doing this anonymously.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/410434344</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/410434344</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:09:00 -0600</pubDate><category>health</category><category>politics</category></item><item><title>Rep. Anthony Weiner (D) says, for the record, the Republican...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBqtyvn7OVw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBqtyvn7OVw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rep. Anthony Weiner (D) says, for the record, the Republican party is wholly owned by the insurance company. They whine, make him agree to retract his statement, he does and then immediately says it again except enhanced, clearer and with more passion. via GQ&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hoitycoity.com/post/410368367</link><guid>http://hoitycoity.com/post/410368367</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:35:00 -0600</pubDate><category>politics</category><category>video</category></item></channel></rss>
