NPR interviews the creators of an off-Broadway production of Romeo & Juliet that is based solely on the hazy memories of people who read it in high school:

“Romeo, oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo. Something or something and you are the sun! I don’t remember. I don’t have it memorized.”

“It’s sort of like Anna Nicole,” one befuddled interviewee explained. “You know, like, she went into the Bahamas. Do you remember when you found out about Anna Nicole? Yes, to me it’s kind of like 9/11.”