Sorry people in couples, you’re lame. And since almost all my friends are in relationships ipso facto, almost all my friends are lame. Not all the time of course, but you are way too often. And you know it. I usually am whenever I’m in a relationship..I realize that but isn’t there a way to avoid this? Why do we suck so much? Can we stop sucking so much? Do we willfully lose that self-awareness? Or people to tell us how lame we’re being? By ‘we’ I mean all of you because I am single and amazingly awesome at the moment.